My name is Sakura.
I am that Japanese schoolgirl
That you always see in Japanese comics
Smiling brightly
With the triangle mouth and arches for eyes.

I'm cute and perky
And there's a guy in my class
Who I really like, and when I see him
I blush and get very quiet
Until he says something insensitive by accident
That's when I get mad
And kick him so hard
That he goes flying up and puts a hole in the ceiling.

Then I readjust my pleated skirt
That the artist has drawn much too short
And I'm embarrassed
When the little snickers behind me
Tell me that everyone in the classroom B-4
Saw my nekokoneko panties
When I kicked my crush, Tomoya.